Trail Names

As an early-starter, I won't be seeing many folks out on the trail for the first few weeks.

I guess I could wait until March for someone to tag me with something.

It could be Stinky.  Maybe Sweaty.  Possibly Baldy.  Maybe they'd roll it all into one, like StinkySweatyFattyBaldySlowPoke.

I'll just go with one my 6th grade P.E. teacher in Hilton, N.Y. gave me:

Zipper

It took me many years to figure that one out...